Posted on February 10, 2023
Slave hard drives
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris has two hard drives, and they are both slaves.
Posted on November 24, 2022
Count your calories
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Remember: Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your calories.
Posted on October 31, 2022
Afraid to unwind
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: Why are all mummies workaholics?A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Posted on August 10, 2022
Bug killing
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.