Posted on February 10, 2022
No disk latency
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
Posted on December 1, 2021
Snowflakes
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A: Snowflakes
Posted on November 25, 2021
Drum sticks
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?A: He had the drum sticks.
Posted on November 1, 2021
Book about Anti-Gravity
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Posted on October 31, 2021
No guts
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house?A: It had no guts.
Posted on August 10, 2021
Never ever ask for estimations
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations… ever.