Posted on November 24, 2022
Count your calories
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:
Remember: Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your calories.
Posted on October 31, 2022
Afraid to unwind
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:
Q: Why are all mummies workaholics?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Posted on August 10, 2022
Bug killing
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:
Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Posted on July 1, 2022
10 kinds of people
The omniscient corny horn celebrates the 3rd anniversary of vitalsoftwareissuesnstuff.com with the following all-time classic:
There are 10 kinds of people:
- Those who understand binary.
- Those who don’t.
Posted on June 10, 2022
No Ctrl key
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:
Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Posted on April 10, 2022
Can’t test for equality
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:
Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.